April242014
shitshilarious:

i got toes but I’m not a toaster
I got bones but I’m not a boner

shitshilarious:

i got toes but I’m not a toaster

I got bones but I’m not a boner

(Source: ampliadora, via lolsofunny)

9PM

demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

9PM
8PM
fish-boned:

shickalenia:

dduane:

thesuitsofwoah:

that’s almost too cruelalmost

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

fish-boned:

shickalenia:

dduane:

thesuitsofwoah:

that’s almost too cruel
almost

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

(Source: maxofs2d, via pwnator)

8PM

eggplantmaster:

waterxharuka:

packook:

donaldtrumpoffical:

justintimerblake:

babemagneto:

does the anime side of tumblr even exist???

anime side of tumblr, what do you think?

desu

They should come if you say the right words. *clears throat*   TITANS, POOL 

DID SOMEONE SAY POOL

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/220/b/5/did_somebody_say_pool____haruka_nanase_gif__by_ethan_klein-d6h78oe.gif

titanstitANSTITANSTITANSTITANS

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(Source: cooldudebro, via pwnator)

8PM

satanslittlewh0re:

beyondterrestrial:

praedat0r:

feministcaptainmorgan:

projectunbreakable:

nine photographs portraying quotes said to sexual assault survivors by police officers, attorneys, and other authority figures

more info about project unbreakable here

original tumblr here

previously: nine photographs portraying quotes said to sexual assault survivors by their friends/family

These photos make me cringe.

These photo’s make me upset and angry. 

I am filled with such a violent rage. This is why I believe vigilantes need to exist. Because rape culture causes justice to rarely be served. 

this is so wrong and makes me so fucking angry UGH

(via pwnator)

8PM
catbountry:


Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.

catbountry:

Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.

(Source: suzitobritts, via pwnator)

8PM

clacl:

purrityring:

momofficial:

SNAILS EAT WORMS

why yes they do

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and it’s fucking terrifying

It’s like straight sex

(via tyleroakley)

8PM

(Source: sukme, via girlwhohadbraces)

8PM

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…

lualmu:

the-angels-take-asgard:

avis-meum:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

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I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

(via girlwhohadbraces)

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